March 5, 2012
Note to self: the self-checkout lane at the grocery store is not for you. Not with a nearly-two-year-old, it’s not. The beeping, the stacking, the inevitable delays because you foolishly purchased – gasp! – a vegetable without a bar code. All that activity + the need for two hands to manage a child + another two to manage a basket of groceries = not for you. Just don’t even look in that direction. Amuse yourselves with People magazine’s cutting edge journalism and the moving belt and just wait your turn in the regular lane. Seriously.